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This is the tale of Sean
Whose death was coming at dawn
He hadn't a clue
I strapped bomb to his shoe
And he sleeps with both his shoes on

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Here is the story of Mike
Who was out in the woods on a hike
Down from a tree
I leap full of glee
Now Michaels head's on a pike.

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I sneak up on a man with a pick
I hear his friends calling him Nick
I raise the pick high
This guys gonna die
And if he's lucky the death will be quick
So these are some limericks I whipped up with an obviously dark-sided feel to them. Blame my Creative Writing teacher for introducing me to these.

Believe it or not, the first one was an actual assignment.
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Kazulallan Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
lawl!!! omg, you rock. Jo said you were good, but this is killer.... wait, maybe i shouldn't phrase it that way...

either way, i like. dark poetry's always fun for your sadistic side! : D
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Xelskyr Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student Writer
Jo always is quick to sing praise.

Glad you found my psychotic musings entertaining.
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Kazulallan Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
Anytime. I've always had a fondness for psychotic musings entertaining... something my Mom was truly disturbed by
XD
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Xelskyr Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Student Writer
Luckily, my parents are unaware of the true depths of my insanity. >.>
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Kazulallan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
My father is fully aware of mine. it amuses him to watch me suffer, lol. especially when james starts chasing holland around.
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Xelskyr Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Student Writer
Have you read the other two Dark Limerick I have posted? I think you would enjoy those as well.
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Kazulallan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
lol. Not yet, but i shall make a point to!
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Xelskyr Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Student Writer
I just get crazier and crazier >w>
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CookieFox6 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Student General Artist
Or a very slow death where the pick hits the guy's shoulder and not his head. Crappy aim.
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Xelskyr Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Student Writer
Are you insinuating that I'm incapable of mercilessly hacking someone to death with a pick-axe?
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